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Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail Recipe

Welcome to our exclusive exploration of the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini, a cocktail that promises to tantalize your taste buds and elevate your mixology experience. Whether you’re a cocktail enthusiast or a curious beginner who likes Vodka, Extra Dry Vermouth, Club Soda, Olive Juice, or Olives, this drink might impress.

Table of contents:

  1. Description
  2. Ingredients
  3. Instructions
  4. Nutrition
  5. Shopping list
  6. Related Cocktails
  7. FAQ
  8. Conclusion

Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail Description

The Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini falls under the Cocktail and Alcoholic categories, making it a perfect choice for those who appreciate a drink with character. Served in Old-Fashioned Glass, this drink tastes exquisite and presents itself visually appealing.

The Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini is not just a cocktail, it’s an art form. With 5 ingredients including vodka, extra dry vermouth, club soda, olive juice, olives, it invites you into a world of exquisite flavors and textures. This cocktail stands as a symbol of creativity and sophistication. Enjoy similar experiences with cocktails like Key West Cooler, Wobbly Knee, Purple Slurpee.



Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Ingredients

A great cocktail starts with the right ingredients. For the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini, you will need the following:

US Metric
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1/4 oz extra dry vermouth
  • 5 – 6 oz club soda
  • 3 teaspoon olive juice
  • 2 olives
  • 30 ml vodka
  • 7 ml extra dry vermouth
  • 5 – 1.77 dl club soda
  • 3 teaspoon olive juice
  • 2 olives

Each component in this cocktail plays a vital role in creating the unique flavor profile of this drink.

How to Make a Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail

Preparation time: 3
Total time: 8

Creating the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini cocktail is an art in itself. Follow these steps for the perfect outcome:

To craft this exquisite cocktail, begin by gently stirring the following ingredients: 1 oz vodka, 1/4 oz extra dry vermouth, 5 – 6 oz club soda, 3 tsp olive juice, 2 olives. Once blended to perfection, pour into the old-fashioned glass and enjoy. The process is as enjoyable as savoring the drink itself.

Nutrition Facts for the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail

Calories Fat Carbs Protein
500.0 0.0 125.0 0.0

Please note that the figures in the table for Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini are only approximate values, as for each raw material, the manufacturers use different ingredients to make their products. A general value has been used based on the ingredients (which may be substituted) to calculate the nutrition results in this recipe. The values shown are per serving.



Shopping List for the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail

To prepare this cocktail, ensure you have these items on your shopping list: Vodka, Extra Dry Vermouth, Club Soda, Olive Juice, and Olives.

Quality ingredients are key to the perfect cocktail, Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini.

Interesting Facts

The ingredients used in the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini cocktail are also found in many other drinks. This list shows how many times each ingredient is used in the recipes and what proportion of each ingredient is used in the cocktail descriptions on our Cocktails recipe & Drinks site.

Used Ingredient Applied % of Total Cocktails
Vodka 3051 times 18.66%
Extra Dry Vermouth 7 times 0.04%
Club Soda 287 times 1.76%
Olive Juice 19 times 0.12%
Olives 14 times 0.09%

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Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini FAQ

  • Q: How do you make the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini Cocktail?
  • A: Follow the detailed instructions above to mix the perfect Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini.
  • Q: What ingredients do I need for the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini?
  • A: The ingredients include Vodka, Extra Dry Vermouth, Club Soda, Olive Juice, and Olives, all of which contribute to its unique taste.
  • Q: Which is the best glass for the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini cocktail?
  • A: In our experience, Old-Fashioned Glass is the best match for this drink. This glassware appears 1287 times in our mixing recipes, resulting in 7.87% of the cocktailing instructions.

Conclusion

The Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini cocktail is more than just a drink; it’s a sensory journey. From its intricate blend of flavors to its elegant presentation, this cocktail is a testament to the art of mixology. Whether you’re hosting a party or enjoying a quiet evening, the Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini is the perfect addition to any occasion.

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